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Welcome Fwiend :)
This is Matt's Website!!! It took
me a long time to make so look around and stuff. I got funny pics. and lots of other fun things lol.... See ya!
"Shoot
for the moon
and even if you miss
you will land among
the stars."
Heres
somthin funny from Monty Python...
Sir Bedevere : There are ways of telling
hether she is a witch.
Peasent 1 : are there? oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere : Tell me. what do you do with wiches?
Peasant
1 : BURN THEM.
Sir bedevere : And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1 : More witches.
Peasant 2 : Wood
Sir
bedevere : Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3 : ...because they're made of...wood?
Sir bedevere : Good. so how
do you tell wether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1 : Build a bridge out of her.
Sir bedevere : But can yiu not also build
bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1 : Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere : Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1 : NO, no. it floats!...IT
FLOATS! Throw her into the pond!!!
sir bedevere : No, no, what else floats in water?
Peasant 1 :Bread
Peasant 2 :Apples
Peasant
3 :Very small rocks
Peasant 1 :Cider.
Peasant 2 :Gravy
Peasant 3 :Cherries
Peasant 1 :Mud
Peasant 2 :Churches
Peasant
3 :LEAD! LEAD!
King Arthur : A DUCK!
Sir bedevere : ... Exactly. so, logically...
Peasant 1 : If she weighed the
same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir bedevere : and therefore...
Peasant 2 : ... A WITCH!!!
Funny????
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